I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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