By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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