Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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