Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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