You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I have post one night stand depression
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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