i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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