Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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