So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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