She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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