grandma shit on top of the toilet
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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