i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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