At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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