So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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