Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
God, I missed his penis.
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