So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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