That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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