Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
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i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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