There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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