as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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