i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Bring me that man meat
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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