My brain says no but my pants say off.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
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Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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