Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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