Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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