do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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