What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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