either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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How's work?
Spinning.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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