There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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