So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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