is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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