If i come over, it means nothing
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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