and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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