I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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