So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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