I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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