I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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