our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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