what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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