Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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