wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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