nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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