Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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