Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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