i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
This is my gift to your gina
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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