I wish I could teleport
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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