it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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