He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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