honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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