I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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