HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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