You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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