At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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