Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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