Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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